Sandwich Stealer: According to a report on Radnor Patch, a 25-year-old man was cited for  retail theft after he was seen putting two drinks and a sandwich into a bag without paying for it on Aug. 23 at the Giant in St. Davids. Another man got away with a drink and sandwich before staff got the chance to stop him. Read the full blotter here.I've Heard of Beer on the Golf Course, but This is Something Else: According to a report from Marple-Newtown Patch, police responded to an area golf course after an employee found five cast iron benches damaged and and a keg of beer on the course's third …

Here's a look at some of the more unusual police reports from around the area this week: You Have to Appreciate the Irony: Things got poetic in Ardmore on May 8 when, according to police reports, a car’s rear window was smashed in by a 25 mph speed limit sign. Nothing was reported missing from the car. Read more about it here. Those Must Be Some Nice Bushes: In Radnor, police responded to a report that about $800 worth of shrubs was stolen from a yard between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m. See all the details here. (Too Much of a) Commitment to Health: In Malvern, police responded to the reported theft of…

Some people might disagree, but I have generally had good experiences with SEPTA services, especially its bus routes. Then again, I wouldn’t want to make use of one of their busses as my getaway car. According to a report on Springfield Patch, a Philadelphia man was allegedly seen leaving a Macy’s store without paying for several bed comforters. When confronted, the man reportedly dropped the items and hopped on a nearby SEPTA bus to leave the scene. Police stopped the bus and removed the man. Next stop: retail theft charges. Read the full story here. Check out some other unusual police …