Drunk at the Pump: According to a report from TE Patch, a man was arrested and cited for public drunkenness when police found him asleep in a car with the car door open in front of a gas pump at a Lancaster Avenue gas station. Read the full story here.

Rip-Off the Lawn: According to a report from Bryn Mawr-Gladwyne Patch, more than $1,000 worth of lawn ornaments were stolen from a Bryn Mawr home. Among the items reported stolen are sculptures of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. Click here for the full story.

Give it Another Year: According to a report from Marple Newtown Patch, a local 20-year-old was arrested and charged with shoplifting over $100 worth of alcohol from a liquor store in Dennis Township, N.J. See the full story here.